San Antonio Spurs at Charlotte Bobcats 1/15

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Lets break this down:

Case #1


Now the chick on the left is solid, a clear 8.7 out 10, not supermodel worthy but it is San Antonio and ummm that's probably about the best that we could hope for.

Chick on the bottom has a very pretty face but in that particular pose we can't see her body so we have to give her an incomplete

Chick on the right is a 7.4. See the nose (as if you could miss it)

Chick in the top middle. Believe me, I'm a sensitive guy, so I'm trying to put this in the kindest terms possible. Here goes: How does a chick with that disturbingly oblong shaped head get to become an NBA dancer... even in San Antonio? She my friends is a 5.6

Case #2



At first glance you would look at this dancer and say she is nice looking, but after a closer look, you notice that something is missing. SHE HAS NO CURVES. Gentlemen, she is working with an anti-badonkadonk. 7.7, Absolutely no junk in the trunk people.

Case #3



This dancer has potential, she found the badonkadonk that Case#2 was missing. Unfortunately I can only rate her a 3.4 because since it's San Antonio her face probably looks like this:



Oh yeah... The game

Bobcats win 94-89 and improve their home record to 15-4

[teej]

^Aren't the last two Spurs dancers the same chick? And that bottom one is from OKC

I'd love to see us win, but SAS is getting it together and they beat us fairly handly in SA. I'm going Spurs 87, Bobcats 80.

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^Aren't the last two Spurs dancers the same chick?

Hmmm... How about that? She must have had butt cheek implants in between the first and second picture.

[spectre]

They're 8-2 last 10 games and they're playing really well. Maybe if we can play great D for say 3 quarters instead of just one half we'd stand a better chance?

Either way...DICK Head plays with these guys...so it's a must win.

I'm at work so I can't do it...but someone needs to counterbalance Zig's OP with some Ladycats' hotness mighty quick!

[WarioVsMooChicken]

We usually have trouble with the Spurs, so I got a bad feeling about this one =\

[ammofan]

We got this! Jack and Crash are both gonna play great and plus, we are at home aren't we? We are like the best home team in the league! haha

[Fred Williamson]

We got this! Jack and Crash are both gonna play great and plus, we are at home aren't we? We are like the best home team in the league! haha

That's what I'm talking about.

Bobcats 97-89 Spurs

[Toocool]

No one shows up because the Spurs are damn boring to watch.

However, people turn up anyway to see if they can get lucky and watch Manu Ginobilli break his ankles again from a tiny little jump.

My prediction, Cats win
81-77

[ammofan]

Is Tony Longoria...lol.....playing tonight? I know it said on ESPN yesterday that he got Plantar Facitis.

[Fred Williamson]

tonight? Check the schedule, dude.