The New Owner/New Team Name Thread

[amour217]

So with all this talk of new ownership, I think it'd be fun to re-imagine the 'Cats under new management, named after their new owner, a-la Bob Johnson.

Owner: Viagra, Team: Charlotte Stiffs

Owner: Huggies, Team: Charlotte Oopsie Poopsies

Owner: Ikea, Team: Charlotte Fluugnarten

Owner: James Brown, Team: Charlotte Heebida-hobbida-HEEEYY!

(also: Owner: Zombie James Brown, Team: Charlotte gBLAAAAAGHHH)

[TattoodCats4life]

I'm (for obvious reasons) against any ideas of changing our team's name, save for making us the "cougars" be it charlotte or carolina... the latter being more appropriate...

But in jest lets see here

Nascar - Charlotte Vroom
McDonalds - Charlotte Macs

I'm done

[SirBobcat]

I disagree that the name should be changed. It is apart of our history and whether you want to admit it or not, Bob Johnson is apart of our history. No matter what you feel about him, he helped get the team back in Charlotte and for that I am thankful.

For the fun of it:

If Microsoft owned it: Charlotte Gigabytes
If Mel Gibson owned it: Charlotte Give me Back my Son!
If Bill Belichick owned it: Charlotte Cheaters
If Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley owned it: Charlotte Gamblers
If Jeff Dunham owned it: Charlotte Jalapeno on a stick

[Dcarnys]

Have Bojangles buy the team and we can finally refer to Fine Ham Biscuits as a good thing . Well sort of.