Tales of the Cat...or (I blame you SWedd)

[Toocool]

You call that an automobile? A Car?
Check my ride out bro. It's got a sleek black paintjob, never wears thin. Cheap maintanance, built in security. Seatbelts? Who needs seatbelts. This baby can roar too. Can your car roar? Didn't think so. Can your car bite people's heads off? I don't think so. Can your car jump? Nada. Does your car have these lovely soft footpads? Nooo, I didn't think so. So who da man? I'm da man.

Random bogan cleaning your car window screen, $2. Filling a car with petrol, $40. Buying a car, $20000. Riding a panther to work, priceless.

[BRNC]

ROFLMAO...uh...yes toocool...but if I ever see the panther again...I'm staying in "my car"....