If I had 500 billion dollars and 10,000 lobbyists working for me...

[ziggy]

Could I get away with any imaginable crime?

I think I could.

[teej]

Well, outside of running a dogfighting ring or shooting yourself in the leg...

Maybe investment fraud, like Madoff?

It'd be pretty hard to get into prison, though. You could kill anyone. But not anything

[ziggy]

Well, outside of running a dogfighting ring or shooting yourself in the leg...

Maybe investment fraud, like Madoff?

It'd be pretty hard to get into prison, though. You could kill anyone. But not anything

I think if I had that much money and that many lobbyists working for me, that I could commit just about any horrible crime imaginable. I could even commit it at halftime of the suberbowl on the 50 yard line with millions of people tuned in on NBC and my team of 10,000 lobbyist could convince the powers that be that it never happened. Those in power that couldn't be lobbied into ignoring the law, I would simply pay off.

[Ghost Kat]

IF I had the money and the lobbiest I would have them talk Obama into stating a war with the moon. Stupid moon, What have you done for us lately? We don't need you at night for light anymore silly moon. We have electricity. Pussy ass Moon, Don't have a gun or nothing. We could seriously fuck the moon up!!

[Toocool]

Could 10000 lobbyists really do that?
I suppose you could bribe key officials in any law case, but yeah I know nothing about American law.

[Ghost Kat]

Sadly, I've never been to Hooters.

But give me 50,000 and 2 Lobbies and I'm opening up Camel Toes.

I mean seriously who doesn't want to eat there?

Just think about the uniforms, The Logo, Advertisting

This by far is the grestest idea I've ever had at work

The worst was opening up a rest home called Waiting to Exhale

I know I know ...I'm going to hell

[ND22]

IF I had the money and the lobbiest I would have them talk Obama into stating a war with the moon. Stupid moon, What have you done for us lately? We don't need you at night for light anymore silly moon. We have electricity. Pussy ass Moon, Don't have a gun or nothing. We could seriously fuck the moon up!!

Fuck the moon.

[WarioVsMooChicken]

But if we attack the moon, we will awake the moon people

[Ghost Kat]

But if we attack the moon, we will awake the moon people

All we have to do is say the moon people have been working with Al Qaeda or the Taliban and they ass is as good as nuked

Fuck the Moon!!!!

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