I thought 12 year olds were suppose to be in school now. Skipping is not good for you little fellow. Go to school where you can educate yourself, become successful and become a Bobcat fan. See you here in a few years.
While your offer is tempting and certainly appreciated, I would rather follow a team that will allow me to have a rooting interest beyond the first round of the Playoffs. Thank you.
PS: I'm sure you accidentally left the "d" off of "suppose" and that's not a screamingly-hilarious example of irony.