Kid: If that was TT dunking on me at the same height, his penis would of slapped me halfway to China.
Gasol: Dammit...didn't hit the kid, balls aren't big enough.
Kid: Oh the fumes....the fumesss!!!
Gasol: What's that funky smell?
Kid: I really hope I get paid for this...
Gasol: I hope I get paid for this...
The Diaw picture:
Diaw: Meet McMay. 100% pure French fat, with the tiniest hint of muscle.
Proud Australian Bobcats Fan!!!
Derrick Rose: "Hey Chauncey did you hear that Harrison Barnes is going to UNC?"
Coach K: "If either of you say that name again you're off this team!"