I've got two words... FIRE RUFUS!
It never occurred to me to dress up as a big ass parrott in order to pick up girls. Boris pulls in 3 at one time!
Hope Resurrected: "I think I can bring an attitude to a team as far as, ‘All right, no matter what, we are not losing this game'." - Kemba Walker
"Its okay to be bad; just so long as you're bad ass." - Keetch
It wasn't Boris though (out on the town)
Funny thing is, Boris's personality is one that would literally get into the outfit and do all those things. But you can tell it's not him (out on the town), too short, shoots Free throws having to jump and at the 3:03 mark just before he smashes the pie in the guys face, you can see the significantly lighter pigment in skin color.
you did much more investigative work than i. i knew it wasn't boris when the parrot acted with emotion and never stopped moving the whole clip. the parrot showed more emotion and energy in the 3 min clip than boris did all of last season.