... Captain Awesome
If you were going to legally change your name to something crazy, what would it be?
Borat. Or Ali G.
I would change my middle name to BigDaddy
I think I would change my name to "Galactus Devourer of Worlds"
Or maybe "Disco Money-Shot Johnson"
That would look good on a resume, Right?
I'd Change mine to Daddy Fat Sax