Charles Oakley makes Chuck Norris sweat.
Charles Oakley is so crazy, he wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Charles Oakley is so crazy, he at the whole cake at his bachelor party....before anyone could tell him there was a stripper inside.
Charles Oakley is so crazy, he'll eat a homeless person if you dare him.
Charles Oakley makes Chuck Norris sweat.
SOMEONE will pay for THIS!
Charles Oakley is so crazy, the dinosaurs went extinct to avoid him
Charles Oakley is so crazy, casinos don't ask MJ to pay off his gambling debt because Oakley stands next to him.
Charles Oakley is so crazy, he looked a gift horse in the mouth.
Charles Oakley can't wear glasses because they crumble at his stare.
SOMEONE will pay for THIS!
Charles Oakley has his own line of Jumpman23 straight-jackets.
SOMEONE will pay for THIS!
Charles Oakley doesn't hear the voices in his head because they know to STFU.
SOMEONE will pay for THIS!
Charles Oakley is so crazy his motorcycle runs not on gas, but on fear of Charles.
Charles Oakley is so crazy he can touch MC Hammer
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