EvetsMorrison15 turns 24

**EvetsMorrison15** · 02-14-2011 01:57 AM

Zig, I checked my email hoping to find a Borders coupon/deal to take advantage of and I came across this email from bobcatsplanet.com

come on...you can do better than that. I mean, look at this website. It took a lot of thought, time, and effort to make. Including tossing space artwork away quicker than a hick-up (don't worry. I'm over it.) But this birthday wish is lacking some real...give-a-fuck.

This birthday wish looks like it was typed by SmarterChild.
This birthday wish looks like it was actually typed by a typewriter.
This birthday wish looks like Lyndsay Lohan wrote it with jail utensils.
...so easy a caveman can do it
This birthday wish looks like it was created in WordPad. And I say WordPad because Notepad has standards. Something WordPad and the birthday wish lack.

Point is, I know you can do better than this. In fact, I challenge you. If not make my birthday worth it, but maybe my words can inspire a complete transformation of the email birthday wish for some other BCP member in the future. Together we can help everyone. If I have to come out of logo/graphic retirement (yeah I retired. I'll explain later...) to help make it. I might consider.

Let's save some birthdays!!!

and for goodness sake, let's have some cake.

**ziggy** · 02-14-2011 08:36 AM

I love a challenge

Here goes!

With the utmost respect, we would like to wish you the deepest and most heartfelt greetings on the anniversary of the day you were born. The people here at

stevemorrison.jpg

Salute you and hope that on your birthday that you party like a rockstar and drink every bar in the county dry.

We sir are honored with your presence and forever shall hold this day in the deepest and utmost reverence.

Your humble servant,
Ziggy