Reliable Sources....

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Reliable Sources say that the Sacramento Kings would like to pay Chuck Hayes $20M over 4 years to back up DeMarcus Cousins. That's 20 million dollars.

Cha-Ching!

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Reliable Sources say the Wizards wish to bring Roger Mason Jr. back.

Isn't that the guy was always next to Derek Fisher at the negotiation photo-ops? Was his signing in the CBA?

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Reliable Sources say the Florida Marlins have offered Albert Pujols Guns $220M over 10 years. Say Whut?!

Damn it; I'm all in! Show me your Cards...

NBA players must feel like chumps panning chips.

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Reliable sources say the Charlotte Bobcats are interested in Reggie Williams; then sheepishly admit they have no idea who he is.

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Reliable sources say that the Boston Celtics REALLY want to trade Rajon Rondo to the Hornets for Chris Paul. Deal looks dead though since no one seems brave and/or stupid enough to approach Rondo.

When questioned; Celtics GM Danny Ainge stated:

"We love Rajon Rondo, really, really; love Rajon Rondo; holy shit...."

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Reliable sources say Albert Pujols has been offered 100% Ownership of the St. Louis Cardinals franchise for $1. Pujols waiting on Marlins counter...

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Reliable Sources say the Los Angeles Clippers have informed star SG Eric Gordon that he will not be included in any deal for Chris Paul. Gordon said to be devastated.

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Reliable Sources say that in a strategic move sure to catch on with small market teams; Larry Bird has asked NBA Free Agent F/C Nene to accept slightly less money to play for the Indiana Pacers.

So far there has been no official response from Nene; though his agent was being kind of snarky to everybody.

[Chef]

keep em coming. this is good stuff.

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Reliable Sources say that Shane Battier is likely to sign with the Miami Heat.

Sources confirm that they have no inside information on this; but just don't see why he wouldn't.