Bobcats All-Time Nightmare Lineup

[QC Thundercats]

Having suffered through another 78 point loss (at least thats what it felt like), I thought it'd be a fun distraction to look at the Bobcats all-time roster and try to put the worst possible lineup together.

PG: Kevin Burleson / Sherron Collins
SG: Kareem Rush / Garrett Temple
SF: Adam Morrison / Bernard Robinson
PF: Jahidi White / Lonny Baxter
C: Gana Diop / Jermario Davidson

Coach

I think I created the perfect storm where absolutely none of them can create a shot, and also have no hope of stopping anybody on defense, ever. Now there is a risk of Ammo maybe stringing together 3-4 shots in a row. But if you can make him cry, he'll go into a shell and you'll be left with Princess Rush shooting 35 foot fade-away bombs, Diop airballing layups, Jahidi figuring out his next buffet, and Burleson standing there amazed that he was actually able to put on an NBA jersey that wasn't bought from a store.

Now, the ultimate question is, could this years team stay within 20 of them?

[Toocool]

Any lineup without McInnes as PG will not cut the biscuit.

[QC Thundercats]

Any lineup without McInnes as PG will not cut the biscuit.

I definitely debated that, but McInnis played over 10 years in the league and averaged double figures in 5 of them, plus had 7.5 assists one season. That is absolutely too much offensive skill to be put on my roster. I need incompetent players that don't even know which goal they're shooting on.

[Dcarnys]

Lets be honest here. Why make an "All-Time Nightmare" Lineup?? If ya wanna do that just look up the Box Scores for the game against the Heat tommorow.

[BETCATS]

PG: Kevin Burleson / Sherron Collins
SG: Cory Higgins / Garrett Temple
SF: Adam Morrison / Bernard Robinson
PF: Jahidi White / Alexis Ajinca
C: Gana Diop / Primoz Brezec

Coach

I fixed a couple things, but you're team is pretty much right on the money. I really did like Bernard Robinson when he was here though. He wasn't that good but he tried his best (which is more than I can say about the 'talent' from this season)

[superb1]

Let's just say we probably have many that we can plug in here rather than players we can plug in a Bobcats all-star dream team.

[cltblkhscoach]

PG: Cory Alexander/Kevin Burleson
SG: Dontell Jefferson/Garrett Temple
SF: Linton Johnson/Stephen Graham
PF: Melvin Ely/Jahidi White
C: Desagna Diop/Jake Voskuhl

Our go to guy is Melvin Ely and our sixth man is Stephen Graham. Our defensive stopper is Linton Johnson who we famously picked up for the first game of the season to stop Lebron and he only scored 35....we do have an enforcer in Voskuhl to take hard fouls once our guards allow penetration, and White is our "thug" to start fights once we get down 30.

[BETCATS]

Let's just say we probably have many that we can plug in here rather than players we can plug in a Bobcats all-star dream team.

Bobcats 'dream team':

Felton/DJ/Brevin Knight
Jackson/J-Rich/Raja Bell
Wallace/Diaw
Okafor/Tyrus Thomas (pre-injury)
Tyson Chandler/Nazr/Bismack

[cls77]

Joel Przybilla and his unstellar 5 games with us.

Seriously though, Kevin "KBurl" Burleson and Cory "Thanks Dad!" Higgins are the two most cringeworthy players to ever suit up for us (and play significant minutes).

[superb1]

Bobcats 'dream team':

Felton/DJ/Brevin Knight
Jackson/J-Rich/Raja Bell
Wallace/Diaw
Okafor/Tyrus Thomas (pre-injury)
Tyson Chandler/Nazr/Bismack

Not a bad lineup for us but it still would only gotten us so far.