For 100 Million Dollars

[ziggy]

How long does it last?

15 minutes of sweet tender loving.

Am I "catching" from both ends??

Nope, just 1.

[adam187]

yes, certainly. 100 million is an unfathomable amount. i'm still young, i can only imagine some of the amazing things i would be able to do, plus all the wonderful things i could do for my family and friends.

[SWedd523]

height and dick size don't necessarily correlate guys. I'd be more concerned about his monstrous weight, if he wanted he could probably kill most people just by sitting on them until they died.

I don't care if he has a pinkie penis, there's no way I could do it.

Not even if part of the deal is one night to do whatever I want with/to Selena Gomez.

[dnbman]

I don't care if he has a pinkie penis, there's no way I could do it.

Not even if part of the deal is one night to do whatever I want with/to Selena Gomez.

Dude. When you get old, you're going to be paying a guy once a year to stick something up there. Might as well set your family up for life for doing it.

[Chef]

Dude. When you get old, you're going to be paying a guy once a year to stick something up there. Might as well set your family up for life for doing it.

yeah but it is not repetitive and he is not leaving anything up there.

imagine your doctor sticking 3 or 4 (or in shaq's case possibly 7) fingers at one time, pounding them in and out at least 50 times (2:54 sec mark)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWEIL1pV2NE

and then just for a parting gift you get a big squishy load, a slap on the ass and maybe just maybe you get to feel his hairy chest on his back as he "gathers" himself after finishing.

no thank you. no amount of money is worth my self respect and dignity.

[SWedd523]

Glad i'm not alone

Maybe I just don't value money as much as you guys

[dnbman]

no amount of money is worth my self respect and dignity.

You define that more than anyone else. I would have plenty of self respect and dignity.

And $100,000,000.

[Chef]

You define that more than anyone else. I would have plenty of self respect and dignity.

And $100,000,000.

well i would be hoping you count cyber-friends on your list of people to give money to. if you could pay the balance of my student loans as well as my wife's, I would feel great about you undertaking this challenge.

[captaincrunk]

I don't care if he has a pinkie penis, there's no way I could do it.

Not even if part of the deal is one night to do whatever I want with/to Selena Gomez.

the 3 and a half year old disney chick? pedo...

yeah but it is not repetitive and he is not leaving anything up there.

imagine your doctor sticking 3 or 4 (or in shaq's case possibly 7) fingers at one time, pounding them in and out at least 50 times (2:54 sec mark)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWEIL1pV2NE

and then just for a parting gift you get a big squishy load, a slap on the ass and maybe just maybe you get to feel his hairy chest on his back as he "gathers" himself after finishing.

no thank you. no amount of money is worth my self respect and dignity.

I think you lost that describing your fantasy here.

[dnbman]

well i would be hoping you count cyber-friends on your list of people to give money to. if you could pay the balance of my student loans as well as my wife's, I would feel great about you undertaking this challenge.

If Shaq accepts, I hereby agree to donate $1M to BCP to be distributed as Ziggy, Spectre, and Beagle see fit. I have trust in them to make the right decisions.

This is way I look at it:
1. It does not harm anyone else. (I'm not having to betray someone or kill someone.)
2. It's not something I consider to be immoral. (Though I understand other people do.)
3. It's a one time event that will cause me excruciating pain, but will not cause me any long term harm.
4. It's my decision. (I'm not being forced to do it.)
5. It has ZERO bearing on my sense of sexuality, self, intimacy, or anything else. I would basically treat as the world's worst rectal examination, man chest and all.

In exchange I get:
1. The freedom to do just about anything I want with my remaining time on Earth, and not worry about financial responsibilities.
2. At least me and my children will never have to worry about not having money. (And if they do, they deserve the looming hardship.)
3. All the time I want to spend with family and friends. And with that much money, I could afford to bring my friends along for the ride that might otherwise not be able to.

It would be an extremely easy decision.