For 100 Million Dollars

[SWedd523]

She's a year younger than me and I would absolutely thrash her

[Chef]

I think you lost that describing your fantasy here.

just want to make sure we all don't lose site of the details while focusing on the enormous pile of cash.

[Chef]

If Shaq accepts, I hereby agree to donate $1M to BCP to be distributed as Ziggy, Spectre, and Beagle see fit. I have trust in them to make the right decisions.

This is way I look at it:
1. It does not harm anyone else. (I'm not having to betray someone or kill someone.)
2. It's not something I consider to be immoral. (Though I understand other people do.)
3. It's a one time event that will cause me excruciating pain, but will not cause me any long term harm.
4. It's my decision. (I'm not being forced to do it.)
5. It has ZERO bearing on my sense of sexuality, self, intimacy, or anything else. I would basically treat as the world's worst rectal examination, man chest and all.

In exchange I get:
1. The freedom to do just about anything I want with my remaining time on Earth, and not worry about financial responsibilities.
2. At least me and my children will never have to worry about not having money. (And if they do, they deserve the looming hardship.)
3. All the time I want to spend with family and friends. And with that much money, I could afford to bring my friends along for the ride that might otherwise not be able to.

It would be an extremely easy decision.

can you think of anything that fits all of those requirements but would result in you saying no? just curious.

[ziggy]

Dnbman,

Once you collected the 100 million dollars, you could afford to have a team of the finest surgeons build you a completely new asshole. And you'd still have enough money left to live out the rest of your life like a rock star.

[dnbman]

can you think of anything that fits all of those requirements but would result in you saying no? just curious.

I have no idea. There may be something, but if I knew it wasn't going to harm me long term, wasn't against my morals, and didn't harm anyone else, I would mostly be o.k. with it.

I'll say this, if the main issue was what other people thought about it, I would have little trouble making a decision. I would feel substantially worse if I chose not to do something that would significantly improve the quality of my and my family's lives just because it was embarrassing.

[dnbman]

Dnbman,

Once you collected the 100 million dollars, you could afford to have a team of the finest surgeons build you a completely new asshole. And you'd still have enough money left to live out the rest of your life like a rock star.

I'm saying! Might even put some special gold nano pipes back in there that aid with the process.

[Chef]

I'll say this, if the main issue was what other people thought about it, I would have little trouble making a decision. I would feel substantially worse if I chose not to do something that would significantly improve the quality of my and my family's lives just because it was embarrassing.

well said.

[TheBeagle]

I've already had 2 colonoscopys (third will be within the next year), 5 or so flexible sigs, and given myself medicated enemas. Point being, I've had a lot stuck up there. But goddam is it uncomfortable physically, and to have a throbbing dick thrusting in and out for 15 minutes?

Nope. Can't do it. If the offer was to spend the rest of my life with Mila Kunis I'd probably do it because, 1, I dig her, and 2, she would probably be the only one out there to get the humor when I told her, "I took it in the ass from Shaq just for you."

[Dcarnys]

I don't care if he has a pinkie penis, there's no way I could do it.

Not even if part of the deal is one night to do whatever I want with/to Selena Gomez.

Okay if thats thrown in with the 100 million I'll do it without thinking. My dignity doesn't exist.

[captaincrunk]

you disney lovers are creeping me out. she plays like a 15 year old girl in her show lol, that's how she's portrayed.