The League of Extraordinary Bobcats Fans... Are You Extraordinary?

[Chef]

I'd like to nominate myself. I played in the BCP League last year and dominated it in rebounds and technical fouls. I run a fantasy football league for my friends, so I know about the dedication a good league and team require. I love talking trash on the ESPN smack board even though no one ever checks it and I always vote my team to win. Truthfully, I'm a mediocre fantasy player because I play with my heart and not my head, but I swear that's all gonna change soon. I write down rules before the draft (no white dudes) and immediately end up breaking them (Kevin Love with my first pick). I talk about my team like it's the real thing, wondering if I need to rest my starters, if our home court advantage will be enough to pull us through, and whose Ipod we're gonna be listening to in the weight room (last year it was usually Rondo's). Anyways, this league sounds awesome and I can definitely go all in for it, so it'd be great to be a part of it.

Also, I work in a library, so I typically aim for a literary theme with my team name: Kobe Dick, Slaughterhouse 5, or 50 Shades of Rudy Gay.

PS - technical fouls should be a positive category, not a negative one.

50 shades of rudy gay. winner.

it is the basketball version of the popular book. the central character Jirchard Refferson (not based on any real person) has hot steamy love affairs in the locker rooms of the nba.

and the sequel. 50 shades of aaron gray: big men need love too.

[gm in training]

u can add me because i believe gerald henderson will be a top 20 player and we are winning 40+ ..... and im dead serious

[Toocool]

I am extraordinary. Asides from slaying beasts of the wild and moderating the dangerous planet of Bobcats, I also somehow have time to eat biscuits and read the newspaper and be back in time for supper.

Also, last season I was one of like 3-4 Bobcats fans that actually still hung out in BCP game chat and watched. Oh, and have I mentioned constantly waking up at 6-7 am in the morning to watch Bobcats games for 2+ years now?

Should I be accepted, my name will be 'Multiple Scoregasms'

[Dcarnys]

I'm extraordinary because I stuck by the team last season and continued to defend them. That has to count for something. Also I won the last BCP March Madness bracket and I never got my parade.....

[ziggy]

u can add me because i believe gerald henderson will be a top 20 player and we are winning 40+ ..... and im dead serious

Hmmmm... this has potential.

In the league of extraordinary bobcats fans we do not discriminate against those that are on LSD trips or suffering from psychological instability.

[Black]

Okay turd buglers, here's why I'm going to grace you with my presence in this league of yours. I'm tall. Real tall. In fact, I would go as far as guaranteeing that I'm the tallest person on this whole entire message board. That's right, I'm taller than all nineteen of you girly men. As a tall person with limited athletic ability, I have to deal with daily barrages of questions about my height, and if I play basketball. When I was in high school, it was fine, because I did. When you're 6'8'', playing in bumfuck Tennessee, you can be a solid player based on size alone. Of course in college, my lack of skill caught up to me, and I called it a career. Now I'm 27, and while I'm no longer the superstar I was in my heyday, and the questions persist. "How tall are you? Damn, do you play ball? If I was you're height I would have been a pro!"

Listen up numbnuts, NO YOU WOULDN'T. Of course, I'm a nice guy, so I entertain the questions with a smile. "Yeah, that's cool, haha." Meanwhile in my head, I don't want to talk to you, I just want you to give me my goddamn #5 twelve pack combo from Chick-Fil-A, and for you to wish me a blessed day so I can drown my sorrows of not making it to the Association in waffle fries and Polynesian sauce.

The only solace I have to relive my glory days is to crush pussys like you in fantasy sports. So know this: I'll join your league, but know that admitting me, you are at the same time admitting defeat a month before the season even starts.

You've been warned.

Team name: Kemba Waffle Fries

[fatlever]

sachmo from rgm definitely said he was interested. i havent mentioned anything to lamar yet, but if needed i will. he would be an excellent addition to any league (swedd can back me up on this since they are currently going head to head in the scavenger hunt draft as we speak).

[adam187]

Felton 4 Prez and Adam187, what would you like for your team name to be?

Also there are still more spots available for people to make their case to get into the league.

damn, now i am torn between 50 shades of rudy gay and chef's 50 shades of aaron grey. let's just stick with rudy gay for now.

[ziggy]

Okay turd buglers, here's why I'm going to grace you with my presence in this league of yours. I'm tall. Real tall. In fact, I would go as far as guaranteeing that I'm the tallest person on this whole entire message board. That's right, I'm taller than all nineteen of you girly men. As a tall person with limited athletic ability, I have to deal with daily barrages of questions about my height, and if I play basketball. When I was in high school, it was fine, because I did. When you're 6'8'', playing in bumfuck Tennessee, you can be a solid player based on size alone. Of course in college, my lack of skill caught up to me, and I called it a career. Now I'm 27, and while I'm no longer the superstar I was in my heyday, and the questions persist. "How tall are you? Damn, do you play ball? If I was you're height I would have been a pro!"

Listen up numbnuts, NO YOU WOULDN'T. Of course, I'm a nice guy, so I entertain the questions with a smile. "Yeah, that's cool, haha." Meanwhile in my head, I don't want to talk to you, I just want you to give me my goddamn #5 twelve pack combo from Chick-Fil-A, and for you to wish me a blessed day so I can drown my sorrows of not making it to the Association in waffle fries and Polynesian sauce.

The only solace I have to relive my glory days is to crush pussys like you in fantasy sports. So know this: I'll join your league, but know that admitting me, you are at the same time admitting defeat a month before the season even starts.

You've been warned.

Team name: Kemba Waffle Fries

[spectre]

I'm not into fantasy but I just had to chime in to say how awesome this thread is turning out!