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ziggy, i just took a monstrous shit a few minutes ago, and i'm one of those stand up to wipe types, i looked around to check the damage, i saw this disgusting splatter (good lord) and it instantly reminded me of your fantasy team.
Diop 3:16 kicking ass and taking names
Good evening gentlemen,
We are just a few days away from the beginning of the NBA season and the start of Diop 3:16's epic undefeated 72 Dolphins style run through the league of extraordinary bobcats fans.
All of you aspiring runner-ups be sure to set your lineups for the first few days so that there will be absolutely no excuses when I deliver the first of many unapologetic beatdowns!
Gentlemen... prepare to be brutalized.
ziggy, i just took a monstrous shit a few minutes ago, and i'm one of those stand up to wipe types, i looked around to check the damage, i saw this disgusting splatter (good lord) and it instantly reminded me of your fantasy team.
You stand up to wipe?
I bet you also sit down to pee
and do this on fridaysOriginally Posted by SWedd523
yes to both. i'm all about comfort.
If my team is a turd, then it must be the most life altering, awe inspiring turd in history. When women walk past this turd they must immediately fall to their knees and openly weep at its epicness. Babies are named after this turd, religions are formed around this turd.
congrats on having this life changing turd that is worthy of Diop 3:16
got nervous when you mentioned women and the turd that you were going all "2 girls, 1 cup" on us.
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