WWLBD? (What Would Larry Brown Do)

[QC Thundercats]

So, another blowout early on to another lottery team. Seen this script somewhere before.

Anyway, I see people on the interwebz complaining about Dunlap and maybe wishing we still had Larry Brown. To deal with my boredom, I decided to let my imagination take me down that path and wonder what Larry Brown would do if he was currently the Bobcats coach right now. Here's my guess:

1) Byron Mullens would have been straight up murdered by now. He would've been found somewhere in Lake Norman with cinder blocks tied to his hands, and when questioned, Larry would pretend he'd never heard of him before.

2) DJ Augustin wouldn't be in Indy right now, he'd be locked up in some mental institution, doing reverse pivots in the corner of his padded cell while muttering to himself "play the right way, play the right way."

3) Kemba would've been playing for the Knicks right now, since LB would've traded him and Sessions for Felton, since no other point guard could make him feel alive again.

4) Gerald Henderson would be the size of Boris Diaw by now, as 4 years of inactivity would not allow him to keep his weight down.

Anything else I missed?

[G Wuh Wuh Wuh Wallace]

So, another blowout early on to another lottery team. Seen this script somewhere before.

Anyway, I see people on the interwebz complaining about Dunlap and maybe wishing we still had Larry Brown. To deal with my boredom, I decided to let my imagination take me down that path and wonder what Larry Brown would do if he was currently the Bobcats coach right now. Here's my guess:

1) Byron Mullens would have been straight up murdered by now. He would've been found somewhere in Lake Norman with cinder blocks tied to his hands, and when questioned, Larry would pretend he'd never heard of him before.

2) DJ Augustin wouldn't be in Indy right now, he'd be locked up in some mental institution, doing reverse pivots in the corner of his padded cell while muttering to himself "play the right way, play the right way."

3) Kemba would've been playing for the Knicks right now, since LB would've traded him and Sessions for Felton, since no other point guard could make him feel alive again.

4) Gerald Henderson would be the size of Boris Diaw by now, as 4 years of inactivity would not allow him to keep his weight down.

Anything else I missed?

Dominic Mcguire would be starting and playing 30+ mins

[ziggy]

Everyone under the age of 30 and all of our future draft picks would have been traded away for a few grizzled 37 year old veterans that can "play the right way"

[SWedd523]

Anybody know what George Lynch is up to these days?

[JGib23]

We would have had to replace the court as 2 holes would have been worn on each side of the half court line from our PG's needlessly spinning as they passed the timeline.

[DY_nasty]

Toronto isn't a loss to be upset about. They're like 12-3 since Bargnani stopped dragging their franchise down. They've been playing great ball lately.

[Plowright]

I'm not one for living in the past...

[kickazzz2000]

Larry Brown and Rich Cho would have murder suicided each other by now.

[Plowright]

Larry Brown and Rich Cho would have murder suicided each other by now.

Rich Cho ain't murdering anyone, I love that guy but he's nerd. LB would Lau the beat down

[superb1]

Can you say hello Jeff McInnis. Sorry that's old FHB boy. Maybe for fun we should a thread WWFHBD. for those that don't know, that's Sam Vincent

sent from the pseudo GM offices of the Charlotte Hornets