If so, the opportunity to do so can be yours for the paltry sum of $1,000.
I'm sure that you guys are anxious to sign up, so here is the link with all of the information on how Sam can be yours for the evening.
Wow, ummm... I never knew we had an opportunity to actually be in the presence of such a presence.
Ziggy, there's almost 2000 members here - if we can get everyone to donate .50 to $1, we can purchase the dinner, then invite him out to Bojangles for some fine ham biscuits.
Then ask him how he felt when he got locked out of the locker room. And punch him in the face for getting The Claw traded.
For that much scratch, we're eating only the finest of ham biscuits. Also, if I throw down $1,000 to have dinner with Sam Vincent, you can mark that moment down as the moment I offically have more money than I know what to do with.
If I ever pay $1000 for someone to have dinner with me, they are going to have bigger breasts and there's going to be a "happy ending" involved.