Would you like to have dinner with Sam Vincent?

[ziggy]

If so, the opportunity to do so can be yours for the paltry sum of $1,000.

I'm sure that you guys are anxious to sign up, so here is the link with all of the information on how Sam can be yours for the evening.


You're welcome.

[QC Thundercats]

Wow, ummm... I never knew we had an opportunity to actually be in the presence of such a presence.

Ziggy, there's almost 2000 members here - if we can get everyone to donate .50 to $1, we can purchase the dinner, then invite him out to Bojangles for some fine ham biscuits.


Then ask him how he felt when he got locked out of the locker room. And punch him in the face for getting The Claw traded.

[SWedd523]

It would be the funniest thing ever if somebody on here actually took him out to have a talk over a couple of fine ham biscuits

[Scottley Crue]

For that much scratch, we're eating only the finest of ham biscuits. Also, if I throw down $1,000 to have dinner with Sam Vincent, you can mark that moment down as the moment I offically have more money than I know what to do with.

[Bobcatfool]

If I ever pay $1000 for someone to have dinner with me, they are going to have bigger breasts and there's going to be a "happy ending" involved.

[SWedd523]

If I ever pay $1000 for someone to have dinner with me, they are going to have bigger breasts and there's going to be a "happy ending" involved.

He could have the nicest breasts in the world and I still wouldn't want him to give me a happy ending.

[Proudiddy]

LOL @ all of those opportunities.

Fantasy Draft
$1,000
Surprise your basketball buddies by inviting Sam to a live fantasy draft!

That is an entire skit in its own.

Friends: Who the fuck is that?

Me: I invited a speccccccial guest guuuuuuyyyysssss!

Friends: Okay, where is he?

Me: Right there.

Friends: Who the fuck is he?

Me: *sad face* Sit down Sam. Let's get this draft started. I'm gonna have to see if I can get some of my money back.

[rsxnova]

We need to do a BCP meet at a game and invite him(cheap uppers of course). Sam could give us a riveting story of his rise to success followed by some bonangles in the concourse. Tell me that's not worth $1750?

[TheBeagle]

That's the saddest and funniest thing I've seen in a while. Charging 2 grand to hear his "story"? WTF?!?! Then again, that may be a small sum to finally get all the details behind the locker room lock-out incident...

[Twan's Kin]

I wonder who will go down in glory as the worst coach in franchise history... Mike Dunlap or the Fine Ham Biscuit.