Wow, ummm... I never knew we had an opportunity to actually be in the presence of such a presence.
Ziggy, there's almost 2000 members here - if we can get everyone to donate .50 to $1, we can purchase the dinner, then invite him out to Bojangles for some fine ham biscuits.
Then ask him how he felt when he got locked out of the locker room. And punch him in the face for getting The Claw traded.