Personally don't care about any of the all-star festivities.
The only way I'd watch them would be to have something like:
Three Point Contest = Dwight Howard, Roy Hibbert, Andrew Bynum, Marc Gasol, Brook Lopez, and Tyson Chandler
Dunk Contest = Slamball style where one guy comes in for the block and the other tries to poster them
ASG is boring as nobody plays hard and just fiddle farts around the whole time. The RSG is a little better, but they still do too much dumb stuff for my taste. Hell, they even lollygag in the Skills Challenge