http://www.mlive.com/pistons/index.s...monroe_jo.html--The Lady Cats, Charlotte's dance team, did a second-quarter number that required them to line up in a V-shaped formation from the top of the key through the free-throw lane, right where the Pistons' coaches were meeting. The coaches were dislodged by the dancers and had to take their strategy session elsewhere.
How it probably happened: the girls fluttered over and in a moment of confusion the Pistons' staff just walked away.
How I imagine it: One lady cat initiates by back-flipping from one side of the court to the other, ending in a spinning Chun-Li style tornado kick followed by the rest of the girls rushing in with flying elbows and headbutts. The staff is finished off by a Lady Cat going high-wire on the top of the backboard and knee dropping on Lawrence Frank's forehead. Rufus comes over and does the sprinkler as the coaches are dragged off by their ankles.
SOMEONE will pay for THIS!