1. No one ever steals your chair.
2. Gives \"bad hair day\" a whole new meaning.
3. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
4. People stop stealing your pens after they\'ve seen where you keep them.
5. So that-with a little help from Muzak-you can add \"Exotic Dancer\"to your exaggerated resume.
6. You want to see if it\'s like the dream.
7. \"I\'d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.\"
8. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources.
9. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan
10. Your boss is always yelling, \"I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!\"