You would have to pay me a million dollars to.....

[psycho]

You would have to pay me a million dollars to have sex with ______________________


My answer is Condaleeza Rice.
Somehow this topic came up between me and a few of my buddies the other night and they had some odd answers.
I\'m curious about who you guys would have to be paid $1,000,000.00 to \"service\"
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[dvdbumpus]

It would have to be Rosie O\'Donnell. Nuff Said.

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[djack]

Getting Down with Rosie O\'Donnel is a horrible thought.
But you\'d have to pay me a cool million to get busy with
Kelley Osbourne
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[ziggy]

All of the above are pretty horrible. And the thought of Condi is disturbing to say the least. But, theres nothing more un-sexy than a skanky smoked out crackhead. With that being said, you\'d have to pay me a million to get the job done with Whitney Houston.
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[dvdbumpus]

djack wrote:

Getting Down with Rosie O\'Donnel is a horrible thought.
But you\'d have to pay me a cool million to get busy with
Kelley Osbourne
[img size=250]http://www.bobcatsplanet.com/joomla/components/com_joomlaboard/uploaded/images/osbourne.jpg[/img]

OMG. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH

That\'s just WRONG.

[Jonathanmartin7]

Wow! Those are good ones but seriously for a million bucks I\'d take them all on at once! Then again I live in a 1993 single wide with 22 chinese pugs and a wife. So with a cool million would be an upgrade well worth the psychological treatment I\'d need afterwards. At least the Dogs and the Wife would be taken care of.

[ziggy]

LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
22 chinese pugs? Please tell me you\'re joking.

[Jonathanmartin7]

nope, not a joke. all of which live indoors. My wife has been breeding them for the last 13 years. Good money I sell them for around 500 a pup. I don\'t breed them all the time though, I take very good care of them. 4 of them sleep in the same bed as me and the wife. A full sized bed. If I had a king more would be in there. lol

[ziggy]

Wow at $500 a pup:blink:, that doesn\'t sound so crazy after all.

[Jonathanmartin7]

Well, I undersell petstores by a bunch. They go as high as 2g\'s!!!!!!