Tobacco Road Adventure

[Mustachio]

After i attended the GWU v UNC ass raping. me and a buddy went over to Duke because he had never seen the campus.

We walked around and ended up in front of Cameron Indoor Stadium. Now wether your a Duke fan, a UNC fan or you hate both. You gotta respect the tradition and enthusiasm that Cameron exudes.

anyway. we see an open door. we decide what the hell, all they can do is kick us out (or arrest us for trespassing) we walk right in to the Visitor locker room. hung around checked things out, picked up stuff it was freakin awesome.

We heard something so we busted out running like little girls so we wouldnt get caught. Then we see a tour group of some young basketball players getting a tour. So we jump in line and act like we are with them.

The dude lets us walk straight in. as the group wanders off we act like we are reading things and stay behind. For the next 30 minutes, we used one of college basketballs holiest places as our own personal playground.

We went into EVERY nook and cranny inspecting things and just checking it out. walked into several offices like we were supposed to be there or something. it was great. checking out the trophies and such. and for you UNC fans, i took a dump and didnt flush, so there ya go i did that for you. then we found the media room. where they do all the post game stuff. i immediately sat down and pretended to give a press conference and pulled a chaney and started screaming at the pretend media. Yes i am a 24 business owner pretending to be a coach like i was 10 years old again. and i loved it.
then we walked onto the court and there were a couple custodians and some assistant coaches and what not. Then shooting around a little in some gym clothes was freaking Jay Williams. So we walked by him the ball rolls to me, i flip it to him and say good luck with the comeback. he smiles and says thanks and goes on with his little mini workout or whatever.
Then we walked out completly baffled at what just happened. It may not sound cool to you, but for me it was amazing. I spent the whole sunday in the dean dome, and Cameron indoor stadium. its a sports trip to remember for sure.

[dvdbumpus]

Wow sounds awfully amazing to me, I wish I was that lucky.

Jay Williams needs to be practicing at the Bobcats gym.

If only you took a dump under Coach K\'s desk :evil:

I would love to shoot there, however.


P.S. Any demonic rituals that were performed for success??

[sc0Nes]

cool story, lucky guy :cheer: :cheer:

[heelfan]

As a lifelong Tarheel fan, I give you a huge thumbs up for leaving the floater in the toilet.:P