The "How would you rather die" thread?

[dvdbumpus]

I'll take death by the Bacardi.

How about death by swallowing a gallon of Drano

OR...

Death by having christmas lights break all over your body one at a time?

[heelfan]

Christmas Lights. Dying by Drano would be horrible.

Would you take a manly death by being beaten to death by having to fight 10 UFC fighters simultaneously or would you rather have a humiliating death at the hands of one 115 pound female boxer?

[CaptainCrunch]

i would like to get run over by a car driven by Walter Herrmann that would be the best way to die

[iMakeItRain]

have sex with morrison's gf then he kills me with his own hands

[heelfan]

i would like to get run over by a car driven by Walter Herrmann that would be the best way to die

have sex with morrison's gf then he kills me with his own hands

Christmas Lights. Dying by Drano would be horrible.

Would you take a manly death by being beaten to death by having to fight 10 UFC fighters simultaneously or would you rather have a humiliating death at the hands of one 115 pound female boxer?

You have to choose one of the two choices above, then give 2 options for the next person to choose from.

[iMakeItRain]

humiliating death at the hands of one 115 pound female boxer?(as long as the female boxer is nake)

would you rather have sex with a fat ladie(atleast 350 pounds) and get AIDS and Crabs and die with AIDS or have yourself skinned alive then have salt poured on your body then throw you into the atlantic ocean to let the sharks feed off your corpse?

[ziggy]

Skinned alive, salted and fed to Sharks. That other way sounds even more horrible.

Standing in the middle of the Autobahn and being hit by a Porsche going 185 MPH
or
Standing in the middle of a parking lot and being run over at 20 MPH and crushed to death by one of those giant GMC Yukons?

[dvdbumpus]

Christmas Lights. Dying by Drano would be horrible.

Would you take a manly death by being beaten to death by having to fight 10 UFC fighters simultaneously or would you rather have a humiliating death at the hands of one 115 pound female boxer?

I'll take the manly death. The humiliating death would be slower.