Random Chuck Norris facts.
Many people think that the three best things in life are sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Chuck Norris counters this statement saying the best three things are sex, sex with your mom and roundhouse kicking your head off when you walk in on him. More at 11.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.
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