Explain this Master Ziggy....
Tell me why Pluto, who is a dog, lives in a dog house, eats dog food, can't talk, walk on two feet and can't drive, while Goofy who is also a dog, lives in a regular house, drives a car and wears clothes.
Pluto is really just as smart as Goofy and can do all of the same things. But he prefers to be one with nature, living outdoors with no clothes and living off of the land... or living off Purina at least.

Tell me why Donald Duck wears a hat and shirt but no pants but when he takes a bath wears a towel around his waist with no shirt or hat?
Its a commonly known fact that Ducks are prone to reverse-shrinkage, so after taking a cold shower, Donald doesn't want to act like hes flaunting it, so he covers up.

Some dogs are brown; Spot is a dog; True or False - Spot is brown.
True: Spot is a Dog... but late at night when hes all alone he secretly cries and longs for the day when he can save up the money to pay for his surgery and become a monkey.