The "Ask Ziggy" Thread

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Explain this Master Ziggy....
Tell me why Pluto, who is a dog, lives in a dog house, eats dog food, can't talk, walk on two feet and can't drive, while Goofy who is also a dog, lives in a regular house, drives a car and wears clothes.

Pluto is really just as smart as Goofy and can do all of the same things. But he prefers to be one with nature, living outdoors with no clothes and living off of the land... or living off Purina at least.

Tell me why Donald Duck wears a hat and shirt but no pants but when he takes a bath wears a towel around his waist with no shirt or hat?

Its a commonly known fact that Ducks are prone to reverse-shrinkage, so after taking a cold shower, Donald doesn't want to act like hes flaunting it, so he covers up.

Some dogs are brown; Spot is a dog; True or False - Spot is brown.

True: Spot is a Dog... but late at night when hes all alone he secretly cries and longs for the day when he can save up the money to pay for his surgery and become a monkey.

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If a plane crashed on the NC/SC line, where would they bury the survivors?

Easy one... In a cemetary

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If a plane crashed on the NC/SC line, where would they bury the survivors?

Easy one... In a cemetary

3 out of 4 - Not Bad, Master Ziggy. But I certainly don't want you around if I am a survivor of a plane crash. You DON'T bury survivors, they walk away! LOL

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If 12 men were riding horses down the road, and passed an apple tree with 12 apples on it. How many apples would be left if Each took one?

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If a plane crashed on the NC/SC line, where would they bury the survivors?

Easy one... In a cemetary

3 out of 4 - Not Bad, Master Ziggy. But I certainly don't want you around if I am a survivor of a plane crash. You DON'T bury survivors, they walk away! LOL

When you bury a few every now and then, it keeps the rest on their toes.

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If 12 men were riding horses down the road, and passed an apple tree with 12 apples on it. How many apples would be left if Each took one?

Not counting the fat guy that stashed a couple of extras in his pockets... the answer would be 12

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REVERSE SHRINKEGE

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LOL, Donald is a modest guy

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Easy one for the master .
What coach , Won reglar season titles in both the CVAC [Belmont Abbey]and the ACC. Had a top college player who got drafted and never played a game.as a pro.

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This team was North Carolinas most hated rival. During the years Larry Brown played for Dean smith.Now name that teams star player.