The "Ask Ziggy" Thread

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Easy one for the master .
What coach , Won reglar season titles in both the CVAC [Belmont Abbey]and the ACC. Had a top college player who got drafted and never played a game.as a pro.

That sir would be the famous Lefty Driesell, and the player was one of the top 3 college players that I have ever seen in my lifetime, Len Bias

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This team was North Carolinas most hated rival. During the years Larry Brown played for Dean smith.Now name that teams star player.

Another easy one... The team that was most heated rival of UNC during the Larry Brwn years was "The Flying Lucione's travelling hoops experience"... These guys had incredible hops.
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[dav7z]

You just broke the bull shit meter with that one

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You just broke the bull shit meter with that one

LOL

[davcbow]

Here mine still works......

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Who would win in a fight? A real T-Rex....or Truckasaurus?

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Hmmm Truckasaurus -vs- a real T-Rex.

Its a fairly even matchup, Truckasaurus has a power advantage, I seriously doubt that a T-Rex could lift a nissan with ease.... but on the other hand the T-Rex has a definite quickness advantage being able to run at speeds up to 40mph making it hard to catch.
But the trump card in this matchup is Truckasaurus's ability to breath fire. Until T-Rex can learn a few tricks like that, then 99 out of 100 times Truckasaurus will layeth the smacketh down.
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[Edrow]

That is classic!

[dav7z]

This is a hard ond for the master.
Most middle age men end up getting this disease. The main symptom is thair belly sticks out so far.
What is that disease called

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This is a hard ond for the master.
Most middle age men end up getting this disease. The main symptom is thair belly sticks out so far.
What is that disease called

Fat Belly sticking out really far ( Ziggy fights off the incredible urge to insert a Sean May joke here),
This is a disease commonly known as "Double-Whopper with cheese-itis" or just "The Itis" for short.
Its caused by middle aged men chowing down on Whoppers and onion rings at Burger King and then topping it off with a 2 strawberry shakes and an apple pie. Symptoms of this disease are incredible weight gain in the belly and the irresistable urge to dance as demonstrated by the disease victim below.
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