1000 reasons that the Bobcats WILL make the playoffs in 2007-2008

[WarioVsMooChicken]

15. Ryan Hollins does more damage to the other team then to himself.

[dav7z]

16. To show Steven A Smith what a dumb ass he is.
17. Dudley makes the all rookie team
18. Carroll leads the league in 3 point percentage

[WarioVsMooChicken]

18. Carroll leads the league in 3 point percentage

I think Herrmann would be more likely to do that then Carroll... >_>

19. Primoz will play like he used to.

[dvdbumpus]

20. Jason Richardson averages 25 points a game while shooting 47%
21. Felton averages double digit assists a game
22. Jared Dudley wins all-rookie 1st team honors

[CaptainCrunch]

23. Walter Herrmann is an absolute stud and will be very deadly next year behind the 3 point line

[davcbow]

24) MJ teaches "Air Jordan 101" to the entire team now everybody is like Mike.

[qchoops]

25. Shaq and Flash spend half of the season injured again, and the Heat miss the playoffs.
26. Paul Pierce gets injured again, misses 30 games, and the Celtics miss the playoffs.
27. Gerald Wallace, Emeka, and Sean May are all available for 60 games of the season, and no more than 1 at a time of the 3 misses any of the other 22.

[davcbow]

2 Sean May finds a pair of magical PF Flyers from the 1965 NBA Championship and wears them all season. He is named league MVP after setting record for slam dunks against Shaq and out scoring Kobe in points and FG percentage.

[timang]

29.) ammo shoots those amazing buzzer beaters of his w/ uncanny consistency and becomes his favorite offensive arsenal this season.

[dav7z]

30. Harrington stops suking and actually helps the team.