Yeah I have a thought. How about we inscribe a giant Red Star on all game balls. That way, whenever Big Trouble in Little China gets the rock, he panics and throws the ball away.
Sounds like an idea to me.
On a serious note, I'd love to see defense for four actual quarters. That's right, 48:00 minutes. In fact, If Coach V has to get the guys to go out there and block those little kids in wheelchairs from scoring at half time, then so be it.