How to beat the Bobcats

**dnbman** · 03-12-2008 10:01 PM

Pretty simple:

Offense: Spread the floor with shooters and simply pass until you find the wide open man. This will typically occur after four passes. Be sure to look under the hoop; chances are you'll find a teammate camping there.

Defense: Defend the pick and roll.

Can I copyright this scouting report? Is there anything of importance that I missed?

Man... when we win, it's great. But when we lose, I typically want to stick my head in the fridge door and slam it until the milk jug starts to look like a dancing Buddha.

**MattD** · 03-13-2008 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by Dnbman

Pretty simple:

Offense: Spread the floor with shooters and simply pass until you find the wide open man. This will typically occur after four passes. Be sure to look under the hoop; chances are you'll find a teammate camping there.

Defense: Defend the pick and roll.

Can I copyright this scouting report? Is there anything of importance that I missed?

Man... when we win, it's great. But when we lose, I typically want to stick my head in the fridge door and slam it until the milk jug starts to look like a dancing Buddha.

aint that that the truth... but you forgot about our other offensive "set" set screens and run the baseline, surely well have to do something before 24 seconds is up!

**Mustachio** · 03-13-2008 09:15 AM

i think your scouting report is a little too in depth.

by my estimation, the easiest way to beat the bobcats is to show up at the arena on time.

Sam Vincent offense. lots of screens, no points.

hows that for the run and gun offense Sam was going to provide. last time i remember the run and gun has nothing to do with a point guard slowly walking the ball up. Sam's offensive game planning would work very well in high school basketball, or maybe even some sort of Womens Olympic team based out of Africa. I wonder if he's ever given any thought to those career paths.

**timang** · 03-15-2008 02:14 AM

how to beat the bobcats right now?

make sure radio calls ALL the plays and not let the players create their own improvisations on the Off and def sets.

(but that isn't really much of a help to the other team)

**BobCatsFanInTx** · 03-16-2008 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Dnbman

Pretty simple:

Offense: Spread the floor with shooters and simply pass until you find the wide open man. This will typically occur after four passes. Be sure to look under the hoop; chances are you'll find a teammate camping there.

Defense: Defend the pick and roll.

Can I copyright this scouting report? Is there anything of importance that I missed?

Man... when we win, it's great. But when we lose, I typically want to stick my head in the fridge door and slam it until the milk jug starts to look like a dancing Buddha.

I was just going to say that the way to beat the Bobcats was to show up to play the game!