Let's take it back old school....let's see your best!
Yo Momma's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
Yo momma's so dark, when she went to night school they marked her absent.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma's so poor, she got married for the rice.
Yo momma so nasty, she has to sneak up on bath water.
Yo momma so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
Yo momma so fat, she eats wheat thicks.
Yo momma so poor, she went to McDonalds to put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama's so ashy, she makes a ghost look black
Yo mama's so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling
Yo mama's so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on
Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Daisy Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs