Inspired by one of Spectre's posts
Quote Originally Posted by spectre View Post
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That boy badly needs a (short!) nickname.
Lets see if we can come up with the definitive nicknames for the members of the team.

First A brief tribute to great nicknames no longer with us
Sam Vincent - "Fine Ham Biscuit"... or simply "The Idiot"
Primoz Brezec - "The Slovenian Butterfly", "The Pillow"

Of course we already have Adam Morrison who has cornered the nickname market: "The Stache", "Big Vanilla Earthquake", "Seargant Awesome", "The Tall Ninja", "Spokane's Most Wanted"... etc and the list goes on.
Personally, I'd like to ditch "The Stache" nickname for one of the others or something new entirely

Jason Richardson - "J-Rich"... not a very exciting nickname for an incredibly exciting player

Gerald Wallace - "Crash" ( This is PERFECT )

Matt Carroll - The Hammer ( I think this nickname is a Big Slam creation )

For the rookies we have:
Alexis Ajinca - "The Eiffel Tower" and I think there were a few others
DJ Augustin - On draft night it was "The Smurf"
Kyle "Dream" Weaver

Sean May, Emeka Okafor, JD1, JD2, Nazr don't have any nicknames that stuck


OK Guys, this is our task. Lets find the perfect nicknames for everybody