Felton to Wolves for McCants, Collins, pick?

[Keetch]

Nausea for sure; even worse if we landed Camus. Though French, he'll still be l'etranger on this team. I'd rather get the plague or suffer some other form of happy death.

[ziggy]

I'd hate to see Emerson, one of the great trash talkers (and inventor of the phrase, "Ball Don't Lie") go, but every sweet has it's sour, and this trade could facilitate us getting a better big man.

Emerson was never the same after Reggie Evans groped his package

[ALong13]

Yesterday we were talking about a rumor that was running on multiple internet sources suggesting that the Charlotte Bobcats were working on a deal that would send Raymond Felton to the Minnesota Timberwolves for a package of Jason Collins, Rashad McCants and a pick has been officially shot down by the Bobcats. A source close to the team said there was never a discussion with the Timberwolves about Felton. In fact, I went back to read the two original stories where they were yesterday and both have been pulled. There is sanity in the universe, after all.

- Hoopsworld


Well good news it was all a false rumor, this would have been a horrible trade, but it's not happening, so the philosophers and everyone else can relax, they're not getting traded

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World Wide Web - transforming the run-of-the-mill layer of the general populace into verified jack-of-all-trades professional-amateurs. (I wanna, I click, I dabble)

'tis a basketball team discussion message board, c'mon.

Don't mind the tone, Tetris's been busting my balls.

[dnbman]

World Wide Web - transforming the run-of-the-mill layer of the general populace into verified jack-of-all-trades professional-amateurs. (I wanna, I click, I dabble)

Man, I love the democratic flavor of the net.

But, sometimes you wish there was an editorial process.

[BIGCatBobcat]

Rumor should be defined. I heard from __(you cannot just say a source)__ that __(team)__ wants to or has or will offer ___(player)___ for ___(player/pick)___ from ___(other team)___. ___(other team)___ has not/will/responded.

Seriously, don't call it a rumor unless it fits that general formula. Reputible source, be it a guy you know that works in the front office, GM, MJ, coach, other player, even overheard from Fatty McMay at a wedding or something. Even some ESPN flunkie (JA Adande I'm talking to you), newspaper, anyone that actually gets paid to cover the team. I would not be a source, except I heard with my own ears Gerald Wallace say "Sean has to Go" also, MJ wears a Bluetooth ear piece for the whole game and it looks ridiculous.

Tell the truth, don't speculate, if you're speculating, at least run it through the trade machine.

[x2pacalypse]

this just in, hot off the press from the bavarian jesuit society...

the bobcats are looking to sign ignatius of loyala, an apparent attempt to find solidarity in their frontcourt

Loyala comes in averaging 11.3 ppg in the holy roman empire B-league along with 9.8 boards...he is most noteworthy, however, for his strict defense and ability to convert the opposition into a bunch of sporadic habsburgs

who will we cut though to make room? im thinking peter the great....he never really filled out into his 7'0 frame, a ryan hollins type player, don't get me wrong, he brings great intensity, but his relationship with the streltsy is putting a strain on this team...i feel he is destined for his career to be nothing more than a stopped up bladder


mmm ap euro, btw that eddy curry heart, baum reference was frickin awesome

[dnbman]

This thread needs more robots.

[davcbow]

this just in, hot off the press from the bavarian jesuit society...

the bobcats are looking to sign ignatius of loyala, an apparent attempt to find solidarity in their frontcourt

Loyala comes in averaging 11.3 ppg in the holy roman empire B-league along with 9.8 boards...he is most noteworthy, however, for his strict defense and ability to convert the opposition into a bunch of sporadic habsburgs

who will we cut though to make room? im thinking peter the great....he never really filled out into his 7'0 frame, a ryan hollins type player, don't get me wrong, he brings great intensity, but his relationship with the streltsy is putting a strain on this team...i feel he is destined for his career to be nothing more than a stopped up bladder


mmm ap euro, btw that eddy curry heart, baum reference was frickin awesome

How about Gangus khan and Atilla the Hun for Offense and Alexander the great for defensive presence....

[TheBeagle]

how about this...

we trade voltaire, and ralph waldo emerson's expring contract to the thunder for frank L baum and catherine de medici

baum is a good point guard, always passing his prose, and nobody is certain just where he may dribble it

catherine de medici is pretty hawt and she births pretty good family members

Catherine de Medici? Yes, of course.

Catherine the Great? Dear god, no. Just imagine the embarrasment when the Pistons come to town wearing their late '90s throwbacks...