I often pretend to be smarter than I actually am, it's a compulsive thing, can't help it.
I like to fart in the perfume section at Macy's and blame it on something by Ralph Lauren
Ha, I was trying to think of a confession to......confess, but the name "Allison Stokke" put my mind in a different place....thanks for that x2pac . Now I'm just seeing images of her and Ladycat Natasha bounding around and contorting their bodies in their skintight outfits and I'm all . With my one track mind, that's all I can confess at the moment..try again later after a cold shower
"The Charlotte Hornets name has been a mainstay throughout the region for many years, and we are excited to announce our intention to re-establish this historic brand. We believe that its return will galvanize our fan base by unifying our loyal Bobcats fans with those who have strong memories of our city's NBA predecessor." MJ, 5-21-13
I confess to going to the grocery ( Food Lion ) , On more then one visit to buy a single grape. I do it just to piss off the cashiers , they have to scale produce to get a price and it rings up as less than a penny or nothing eveytime. Then a start a fight cuz that means my grape is free or someone owes me some change off my penny......Good times!