Reply With QuoteI often pretend to be smarter than I actually am, it's a compulsive thing, can't help it.
I often pretend to be smarter than I actually am, it's a compulsive thing, can't help it.
I like to fart in the perfume section at Macy's and blame it on something by Ralph Lauren
roflOriginally Posted by amour217
i like to have sex with my fleshlight while watching highlites of allison stokke
Yeah, but that's not really much of a confessional. Everyone does that.
oh ok, well im glad, i thought i was weird or something pfft
Ha, I was trying to think of a confession to......confess, but the name "Allison Stokke" put my mind in a different place....thanks for that x2pac. Now I'm just seeing images of her and Ladycat Natasha bounding around and contorting their bodies in their skintight outfits and I'm all
. With my one track mind, that's all I can confess at the moment..try again later after a cold shower
"The owners are fighting for a system that will help save them from bad general managers and poor basketball decisions." --Kurt Helin via spectre
I confess to going to the grocery ( Food Lion ) , On more then one visit to buy a single grape. I do it just to piss off the cashiers , they have to scale produce to get a price and it rings up as less than a penny or nothing eveytime. Then a start a fight cuz that means my grape is free or someone owes me some change off my penny......Good times!
No No... I've got other things to attend to, but the grape thing, NO NO.
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