I often pretend to be smarter than I actually am, it's a compulsive thing, can't help it.
I like to fart in the perfume section at Macy's and blame it on something by Ralph Lauren
Ha, I was trying to think of a confession to......confess, but the name "Allison Stokke" put my mind in a different place....thanks for that x2pac . Now I'm just seeing images of her and Ladycat Natasha bounding around and contorting their bodies in their skintight outfits and I'm all . With my one track mind, that's all I can confess at the moment..try again later after a cold shower
"The owners are fighting for a system that will help save them from bad general managers and poor basketball decisions." --Kurt Helin via spectre
I confess to going to the grocery ( Food Lion ) , On more then one visit to buy a single grape. I do it just to piss off the cashiers , they have to scale produce to get a price and it rings up as less than a penny or nothing eveytime. Then a start a fight cuz that means my grape is free or someone owes me some change off my penny......Good times!