Sean May is SO Fat...

**amour217** · 01-13-2009 08:47 AM

Sean May is so fat, he uses a fondue pot to gargle in the morning

**amour217** · 01-13-2009 08:57 AM

Sean May is so fat, I took a picture of him his rookie year and it's still printing

**TattoodCats4life** · 01-13-2009 08:57 AM

Sean May so fat the guy at the Chineese buffet came to his table and said, "All day kin eat, NOT all yoo kin eat, yu go NOW killah wHale"

**amour217** · 01-13-2009 08:58 AM

Sean May is so fat, the back of his new jersey says:

4 __________________________________________________ _______________ 2

**amour217** · 01-13-2009 09:01 AM

Sean May is so fat, the horse on his Polo shirt is real

**TattoodCats4life** · 01-13-2009 09:22 AM

Sean May SO fat he picked 42 because that's how many Big Macs he can eat in 1 sitting.

**Brad** · 01-13-2009 10:30 AM

Sean May is so fat, his real number is 24.

**Muttley** · 01-13-2009 12:08 PM

damn, these are killer. The sperm w/ diabetes is so wrong, but oh so great!

**davcbow** · 01-13-2009 01:01 PM

Sean May is so fat that Pillsbury offered him a job as the new dough boy....

**davcbow** · 01-13-2009 01:04 PM

Sean May is so fat that GoodYear offered him a job as the new blimp....

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