Sean May is SO Fat...

[amour217]

Sean May is so fat he's got more rolls than a bakery...

Sean May is so fat, he eats Wheat Thicks...

Sean May is so fat, his diet is called Slim Slow

Sean May is so fat, if he went to NC State, they would've thought he was the Kool Aid Man

[BIGCatBobcat]

Sean May is so fat they came up with a new number position 7 because he's at least as big as a 2 and a 5 put together.

I'm sorry.

[amour217]

Sean May is so fat they came up with a new number position 7 because he's at least as big as a 2 and a 5 put together.

I'm sorry.

Sean May will win the 6th Man Award this year...because he's as big as 6 men combined

[Brad]

Sean May ate the 6th man award.

In other news. There were 8 planets -- until Sean May got hungry and ate Pluto as a snack. The asteroid belt shall now be known as "May Crumbs".

Moving along ...

The Panthers were trying to make the first NFL-NBA trade in history in hopes of trading Julius Peppers for Sean May. The Panthers hoped that May could team with 300 lb'er Ma'ake Kemoeatu to form the first one ton pair of Defensive Tackles in NFL history. The deal fell through when the Panthers couldn't find a helmet big enough for May's ginormous head.

And finally, Nike unveiled their new Sean May line of sneakers dubbed "Nike Flats" aimed at people too fat to walk.

[Ghost Kat]

Sean May is so fat all of his sperm have Diabetes





Edited: Nice way to mark post 500

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Best....Thread....EVER!!!

[teej]

Sean May ate the 6th man award.

In other news. There were 8 planets -- until Sean May got hungry and ate Pluto as a snack. The asteroid belt shall now be known as "May Crumbs".

Moving along ...

The Panthers were trying to make the first NFL-NBA trade in history in hopes of trading Julius Peppers for Sean May. The Panthers hoped that May could team with 300 lb'er Ma'ake Kemoeatu to form the first one ton pair of Defensive Tackles in NFL history. The deal fell through when the Panthers couldn't find a helmet big enough for May's ginormous head.

And finally, Nike unveiled their new Sean May line of sneakers dubbed "Nike Flats" aimed at people too fat to walk.

hahahahahahahahaha +1

sean mays so fat he needs a private 747 to get to away games

[bing!]

To borrow from the Nutty Professor...

Sean May is so fat that every time he goes to Sea World, they pay him.

Sean May is so fat, he needs a Thomas Guide to find his behind.

Sean May is so fat, his belt size is equator.

Sean May is so fat, when he went to dine at the restaurant, he got a group discount.

[amour217]

Sean May is so fat all of his sperm have Diabetes





Edited: Nice way to mark post 500

Dude, that one KILLED me LOL +1 big time!

[Brad]

Sean May is so fat his belt filed for disability.