To: The Piedmont Center for Renewed Optimism
I will no longer need the services of your institution as I feel I’ve attained, on my own, the general goals set forth upon my entry. As of the conclusion of the Bobcats/Lakers game of 3/31; my overall positive outlook on life has been renewed. Thank you again for the attempts to heal my post-traumatic apathy following the harrowing first-hand experience of “Jarrett Jack Night” at the Time Warner Cable Arena. It’s clear though that the holistic approaches that have been presented to me are not serving my best interests, whereas, a good old Lakers Whoopass definitely did the trick.