Answer the question, Ask another question

[ziggy]

I saw this idea on another board and it was a lot of fun.

* A question is asked
* You answer it
* Then you ask another question

I'll begin

What did you eat for lunch?

[bing!]

Meat pie & Yogurt.

Do you like meat pie?

[BETCATS]

No i do not like meat pie.


What would you do if a 100 foot long cobra just popped out of the ocean one day when you were at the beach, and it would just leap straight up 100 feet out of the water and land on the beach and begin wrecking havoc, and you cannot run, what do you do?

[bing!]

I wake up.

Now, what would you do if that were not a dream?

[ziggy]

If that were not a dream, I would strangle the 100 feet cobra to death with my bare hands and then drink it's blood out of a cocktail glass along with a dash of hot sauce and tequila... because I'm Ziggy and that's how I roll.

What is the proper response to Bigfoot stepping on your toe while you're picking up a few things for dinner at Harris Teeter?

[dnbman]

Pause momentarily to allow him to apologize. If he doesn't, slap in the head with a log of provolone.

You're at the gym with your significant other. You are surrounded by extremely ugly and extremely hot women.

Where do you look?

[bing!]

Where do you look?

The hotties. She'd understand.

We're way ahead in the future, do you blindly trust your mechanical comrade?

[ziggy]

I'll say no... I have a hard enough time trusting humans.

You wake up in the morning, open your eyes and see Oprah Winfrey. Do you brag to your friends about your night of epic lovemaking to Oprah, or do you keep it to yourself?

[x2pacalypse]

i brag because i probably made money out of it

what would you guys do if i prolapsed (my rectum fell out)?

[davcbow]

Id call 911 and tell the medic where it fell to.

What would you do if you had Barbara Eden as a Genie?