Texts from last night.

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Best. Site. Ever.

(662): I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
(662): He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
(1-662): You have my attention.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

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I don't get any of those... it's too late, I need my nap.

[SWedd523]

(209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
(1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

[teej]

We were doing this at our "study" party tonight

(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(703): it wasn't lemon gatorade

[davcbow]

Since we are drinking tonight I got to go with this one


(651): remember, never get drunker than the gals. we want their judgment impaired, not ours

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OK, now that I came to, here's the ultimate champion...

(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

^ that's a nasty sequence of events.