Bidding war over Sean May and his cheeseburgers!Suns GM Steve Kerr called numerous free agents on Wednesday, including big men Antonio McDyess, Channing Frye, Sean May, Joe Smith and Chris Wilcox.
Grant Hill remains the Suns' priority among free agents, though they obviously want to fortify their frontcourt now that Shaquille O'Neal has been traded. McDyess is also being wooed by the Pistons and a handful of championship contenders.
I'll bet it went something like this:
Steve: Sean, hey. Steve Kerr. How's it going?
Sean: Pretty good, Steve, pretty good. Just eating some waffles.
Steve: Sounds good. Listen, I just wanted to call to ask you about something.
Sean: Oh, man! Steve, I just want you to know that I'd love to be a Sun. I feel like a can offer the Suns a lot of skills.
Steve: Yeah, that would be something. So, Sean, do you have Sheed's number?
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SOMEONE will pay for THIS!
Poor Suns, we are keeping to rape them. They don't have enough after the trade, fools!
He'd risk cardiac arrest in their run and gun offense.
I bet Sean called first and it went something like this:
May: Hello, Capri Sun? Where can I get, like, a warehouse of that stuff...I bought all Costco had.
Kerr: Um...this is actually the Phoenix Suns, sir.
May: Oh..............so is it true y'all eat cactus in Phoenix?
Must be some restaurants in Phoenix willing to pay his contract.
Is Chandler, AZ close to Phoenix?
sean may would move there in a heart beat...
^LMFAO thats awesome
Zig, can you get rid of mine please. I hate it.
Sean May is a lost case. They told him EXACTLY what he needs to do and he has not done that. I hope no one signs him. He refuses to loose weight so he can play basketball. But he has no desire to remain playing basketball because his weight is still a problem. He doesn't care, so no one should sign him.
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