We've all seen the different things of "my sport is better than your sport," right? But I think this is the best way of deciding...the 10 reasons to date a ___ thread. Pick the best one, in your opinion.
1. We have strong hands
2. We're not afraid to get wet
3. We love it when it blows
4. We're adept at using lube
5. We know what to do when things get rough
6. We are good with ropes, knots, and harnesses.
7. We can usually get it back up after a couple of minutes.
8. We can Harden Up on Demand
9. We can find the best start position possible in 3 minutes or less.
10. We're great at operating pleasure crafts of any size.
1. We have the right touch.
2. We are used to scoring.
3. We can go in soft or hard.
4. We will make you scream for more.
5. Sweating is no problem.
6. Skill is definite.
7. We will play anywhere and anytime.
8. We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions.
9. We have tremendous stamina & endurance.
10. We always are on the top.
1. ALWAYS WEARS HIS HEADGEAR
2. WILL EAT ANYTHING
3. KNOWS WHEN TO PUSH AND PULL
4. ENDURANCE, ENDURANCE, ENDURANCE
5. GOES HARD FROM START TO FINISH
6. CAN WORK A 2 ON 1
7. KNOWS HOW TO WORK HIS HIPS
8. CAN SCORE FROM ANY POSITION
9. NEVER STALLS ON BOTTOM
10. KNOWS HOW TO RIDE
1 - we're half naked all the time
2 - we're always wet and we love it
3 - we do it on our backs or our stomachs.
4 - we do it fast or slow
5 - we always have rubber on us
6 - no matter how tired we get we always keep going
7 - we do it in cold or in rain
8 - we do it in water
9- we're always ready to go fast
10- it wont take long to get us undressed
1)We know how to pace ourselves
2)We know how to work the curves
3)We know how to handoff the stick/baton
4)We're more flexible than the average person
5)Were always tryna break records
6)We can perfom under any conditions
7)Track athletes go all year round
8 )We have perfect form/technique
9)Lets be serious,who wouldn't want track legs
10)We know how to finish strong
1. We have great hands.
2. Were used to scoring no matter what base were on.
3. We have tremendous endurance.
4. We carry a big stick.
5. We don't stop 'til the job is done, and there can always be extra innings.
6. We like to touch every base carefully.
7. We like to hit it hard.
8. We take the extra base if we can get it.
9. We slide into home really hard.
10. We can do it in all 9 positions.
1) They never lose their grip.
2) After they score, they always go for more.
3) They always use protection.
4) They can go for 60 minutes in 22 different positions.
5) They find the opening and get in it.
6) They don't mind getting dirty.
7) They never miss the target.
8 ) They are used to scoring.
9) They know when to get rough.
10) They love to hear the screams.
1. We love being on the floor all the time.
2. We know how to run the show.
3. Most of us can go left AND right.
4. We know how to use both hands.
5. Getting hot and sweaty is no problem.
6. We're always breathin heavy.
7. We know how to handle the ball.
8. We frequently play one-on-one.
9. We love overtime.
10. Our hands are always in the 'ready' postition.
So what did you like? Did I miss any?