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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won