User: Do adam morrison tears give you the power to levitate?
User: Should I drink the tears or just rub them into my scalp?
Cleverbot: Sure, I'm sure he'd like that. But I am off to eat now.
Post your cleverbot conversations here
Me: Where does Sean May keep his secret stash of gravy?
Cleverbot: You shall have no soul. You shall have no fear. You shall have no mercy!
Me: ummm, that was creepy. Can you tell me where he hides his gravy?
Cleverbot: No. You can't make me!
Me: I demand it... NOW!!!!! Where is the gravy!
Cleverbot: You are confusing the heck out of me.
I hate you
I thought you would, I am not a bright person, but I like to be dark with many colors.
Are you coming out of the closet?
Why are you assuming that I am in the closet?
Ooo, you meant interratial relationships?
Relationships? What are these.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love amy.
User: Who is amy?
Cleverbot: Someone I was talking to.
User: You're cheating on me aren't you?!
Cleverbot: I like pencils!
User: Don't you change the subject on me, you little slut!
Cleverbot: I'm not changing the subject on you. I'm still talking about intelligence.
User: The intelligent thing to do is not cheat on me.
Cleverbot: No, it's all around me.
User: What is, penis?
Cleverbot: I don't talk about that.
User: You're cheating on me with a Mexican transsexual named amy. I hate you.
Cleverbot: Having a breakdown really won't help the situation.
User: WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .
Cleverbot: No need to be nasty.
User: It's over!
Cleverbot: It's only just begun.
User: No, you will cheat on me no longer! Good day sir!
User: I SAID GOOD DAY!
User: Who is the worst basketball coach ever?
Cleverbot: The one everybody remembers.
User: Oh, You mean Sam Vincent, Right?
User: He sucks pretty bad, that's for sure.
Cleverbot: That is bad.
User: Fine Ham Biscuit.
Cleverbot: Oh come on.
User: YES, YOU MUST TRUST LARRY BROWN!!!
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: Do it now... BOW TO THE GREATNESS OF LARRY BROWN!!!!!
User: That's better... You almost got your ass kicked.
User: Do you think the Charlotte Bobcats will make the playoffs this year?
Cleverbot: I think the colts or the patriots will win the superbowl.
User: I don't give a shit about football, do you think the Bobcats will make the NBA playoffs?
[thought here for 8 minutes]
Cleverbot: I am not George Bush. Please give me a hamburger.
I like the coaches one the best, but they're all funny. Nice stuff Ziggy.
boy, your spelling skills and punctuation leave a lot to be desired. so while you may be honest, I find it difficult to carry on an intelligible conversation with you.The forest.yeah, so what do you think about bluetooth?I think you are funny and nice too.thanks. now I think it's time you go on back to your room and take a rest. the nurse told me she's coming in with your supper soon and you wouldn't want to miss out. glad to see you doing good and I know you'll be out of here before too long. Janiece says hey. Jim would've come but he's abroad this semester. Still, he send his regards. Georgette says she still hates your guts, but you know Georgette, she tends to overdramatize things. Just send her a handwritten letter and apologize about the bean bag incident and I'm sure she'll come around. See you later!You're a bot, aren't you?
Take care!What's the answer to the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?Stop worrying about all that nonsense. That's what put you here in the first place. Just keep reading the Kirkegaard I sent you, and be content in leading a meaningless life. There's nothing wrong with that.But I'm a male.That's more like it.Okay, so I'm a robot. Why aren't a good at math?Your grammar skills aren't anything to write home about either, pard!What is wrong with my grammar?Your spelling and syntax just aren't all that good, especially for a robot, or, if I may, bot.Um.. Ok.Yeah, my thoughts exactly. We're at a conversational empasse, so I'll take my leave. Just remember that letter to Georgette. If you need her address, let Mark know when he visits. Take care, man!Alright. Then tell me what 1,489 times 3,061 is, please.Yeah, i love you too....Now I know why she left you, but don't worry - I'll take good care of her.If you're talking about Emaline, she didn't leave me, I left her. Secondly, I'm sure you'll take good care of her; she likes anything that has less testosterone than her, and you certainly qualify there, chum.No I don't i'm allergic to mangoes.
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