Ask your fellow BCP members ANYTHING
like the title of the thread says, ask your fellow BCP members any question that's on your mind. Here are a couple that I have.
* Has anybody here done any jail time? Was it like Oz on HBO?
* Anybody here ever dated a stripper? How did that work out?
I dated an ex Vegas show girl back in the 90's (retired now) that did some stripping when she was young.... She meant well but was a total air head... She was a baby doll had very expensive taste, and dressed like a rich person, but did not understand how the monetary system works... You know make more than you spend... I couldn't afford her...
......Go Bobcats!!!!! !!!..
Long but short story....I went to jail for One night about ten hrs. I live in a town that has 4,500 people in it so our jail is the size of a gas station plus is right beside an elementary school. I went to jail for driving without my license which isn't usually an arrestable offense but the officer got a little mad at me after I informed him that I fucked his daughter....In the ass....I never liked that cop, He was a neighborhood bully...Well it was off to jail for me after that thankfully i wasn't maced.
I had to take a mug shot,I had long hair then so I made sure I looked as crazy as possible. I wanted a James Brown or Nick Nolte type of mug shot.And yes, I stolemy mugshot picture and took it with me. Still have it today...Framed...Anyway, after that, They put me in a holding cell, On the ceiling some one wrote "Bobby Ray loves Lilly Bell"...How cute. But all I could think about was how did he get the pencil to write that? They took everything from me before they put me in holding....What else do these inmates have hidden? They gave me a old pair of broken flip flops and a orange jump suit with velcrow on the front. Suit was so old my velcrow didn't even snap anymore so I had to walk around with a open jump suit in front of these inmates like I was walking round with my house coat open for the neighbors to get a peek. Plus i had on glow in the dark banana stealing alien bright yellow boxers on.
Now the first person i met looked like one of my cousins with my glasses off. All I could see from a distance was him talking to a guy on the second level. Then the guy throws him down something. He walks over to the table were i'm sitting and places a jar of vasoline down on the table. I yelled " Hell No " ..." I haven't been here 30 minutes yet"... then i looked up, his lips were krusty...Super krusty, so thankfully the vasoline was for them not me.
He told me he was a preacher so we sat up all night talking bout God...As long as he was up talking to me me wasn't up rape'n me. Thats all i cared about. We talked till about 7am on a sunday morning. Thats when they turned the TV on, 1st show on sunday morning to watch in jail........Godzilla vs. MegaGodzilla
2 b continued.........
episode 2: "Getting bailed out" aka Catch and Release
Last edited by Ghost Kat; 11-09-2009 at 05:27 AM.
Never dated a stipper but had sex with proabably the most boney, Skinny stripper known to mankind. So skinny when she danced on stage you could still see her G-string between her butt cheeks....Which I always thought was suppose to be covered by booty meat.
I never went to jail, but i was arrested by a cop that didnt like my car. He said i was doing all sorts of bullshit and towed my car. I never knew a moving violation could result in me being taken down town. The cop was an asshole, and i didnt help my case when i said "I didnt know Imigrants could be cops." Watch your back in Salisbury.
I got a ticket for not using my turn signal when making a left turn at a green light..........
...........taking a girl home on a date...........
............ we weren't a couple for very long................
fucking cops
Jail per se? No, but I did spend a night at the police station over an unwarranted breaking & entering charge (playing hide & seek whilst slightly inebriated on abandoned premises is considered a felony nowadays?). Still, the officers were understanding and released us a few hours later (we were apprehended shortly after midnight).
Why do I get the feeling as if I told this anecdote before?
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